First I Drink Coffee | Mug Succulent Pot - 8in or as a heartfelt baby

or as a heartfelt baby shower gift

Every single coffee person who sees it is going to want one for their own home without hesitation

"If Swearing In Front Of My Kids Makes Me A Bad Mom Well Fuck" - the most honest maternal self-assessment ever printed in beautiful pink script

and completely unstoppable - this sign is for the person who doesn't warn people

"I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a Crazy Old Papa but there I am KILLING IT" - and every grandkid in this family already knows it's completely true

First I Drink Coffee | Mug Succulent Pot - 8in or as a heartfelt babyFirst I drink the coffee, then I do the things the order of operations stated clearly, elegantly, and with complete conviction on this gorgeous mug. It belongs in the hands of anyone who has made this sequence non negotiable and needs it displayed where everyone can see it. One design. Three ways to make it yours. 15oz Ceramic All White Large oversized handle Dishwasher safe (top rack) Microwave safe 15oz Ceramic Black Inside & Handle Large oversized