I Twisted My Ankle Ceramic Mug 15 oz sarcastic this shirt brings instant attitude

this shirt brings instant attitude

and just a touch bolder—so you can conquer errands

and surprise FaceTime calls

the earliest riser

and the legend clocks in

I Twisted My Ankle Ceramic Mug 15 oz sarcastic this shirt brings instant attitudeI twisted my ankle playing vodka last night. The sport was unscheduled. The injury was real. The story is being told slightly differently at work. This I twisted my ankle mug documents the actual cause with plausible deniability baked in. The vodka was involved. The ankle paid the price. The mug holds the honest version. Who this is for: The woman whose weekend injuries require creative explanation on Monday The gag gift for the friend whose ankle has